Interestingly funny and Funnily interesting conversations with Madame Sitorus.

I must say, having conversations with Madame Sitorus never fails to put a smile on my face. And then, my mum bursts out laughing because she caught me smiling at my laptop screen. "Oi! You siao ah! BWAHAHAHA" You have no idea how often that happens. Anyway, here's a short snippet of our attempts to blackmail each other with our unglam photos..


Kenneth says:
I FOUND A REALLY OLD PIC OF YOUR
Kenneth says:
YOU
Kenneth says:
AHHAHAHAHAHA
jac & her new bold! (: says:
oh gosh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
serious?
jac & her new bold! (: says:
liek when
jac & her new bold! (: says:
eek gross
Kenneth says:
like short hair
Kenneth says:
round soecs
Kenneth says:
specs
Kenneth says:
LOL
Kenneth says:
it is so going into pauline's video
jac & her new bold! (: says:
oh gosh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
KENNETHT AN WEI ENNN
jac & her new bold! (: says:
U ARE GOING TO DIE
Kenneth says:
muahahahhahaha
Kenneth says:
yup i am
jac & her new bold! (: says:
KENNETH TAN WEI EN
Kenneth says:
when im 100 years old
jac & her new bold! (: says:
U ARE GROSSSSSSSS!
jac & her new bold! (: says:
i'm boycotting ur blog
Kenneth says:
okay
jac & her new bold! (: says:
haha
jac & her new bold! (: says:
eek
jac & her new bold! (: says:
u're gorss
Kenneth says:
not say it has alot of viewership anyway
jac & her new bold! (: says:
haha
jac & her new bold! (: says:
shud be quite ok wat
Kenneth says:
i mean readership
Kenneth says:
NO BODY TAGS
jac & her new bold! (: says:
eh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
if u put tt pic
jac & her new bold! (: says:
somewhere
jac & her new bold! (: says:
u are going to get killed!!!
Kenneth says:
actually its not that bad lah
Kenneth says:
considering its your birthday
jac & her new bold! (: says:
lol
jac & her new bold! (: says:
eh pauline bday
jac & her new bold! (: says:
why u want to put my pic
jac & her new bold! (: says:
save it for mine lah
Kenneth says:
cos pauline dont have funny pics
Kenneth says:
so we have to sacrifice
Kenneth says:
shes too serious already
Kenneth says:
please lor
jac & her new bold! (: says:
hahahaha
Kenneth says:
mine is worse than yours can
Kenneth says:
like seriously
Kenneth says:
a million times worse
jac & her new bold! (: says:
hahaha
jac & her new bold! (: says:
send me!
jac & her new bold! (: says:
i want to see!
Kenneth says:
nope
jac & her new bold! (: says:
please kenneth?
Kenneth says:
then you will have every reason to blackmail me
jac & her new bold! (: says:
no i wont
jac & her new bold! (: says:
promise
jac & her new bold! (: says:
why wud i blackmail u
jac & her new bold! (: says:
u're so nice already
jac & her new bold! (: says:
do all i want u to le
Kenneth says:
OHHHHH I REMEMBER I HAVE SOMETHING
jac & her new bold! (: says:
??
jac & her new bold! (: says:
gosh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
u're making me scared
Kenneth says:
a very seh si picture of you
Kenneth says:
LOL
jac & her new bold! (: says:
seh si?
Kenneth says:
sexy
jac & her new bold! (: says:
oh goshhh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
kenneth tan
jac & her new bold! (: says:
send me ur pic
jac & her new bold! (: says:
i want to seeee

And then, I managed to divert Madame Jacqueline's attention to her horrible singlish:


jac & her new bold! (: says:
eh u know the chinese song that we sing during cny
jac & her new bold! (: says:
very niceee
Kenneth says:
i dunno how to sing the verse
Kenneth says:
the chorus i vaguely remember
jac & her new bold! (: says:
hahaha
Kenneth says:
why you laugh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
feel like laughing lo
Kenneth says:
your singlish ahh
Kenneth says:
really funny
jac & her new bold! (: says:
why?
jac & her new bold! (: says:
ok WHAT
jac & her new bold! (: says:
eh what is tua
Kenneth says:
tua means big
jac & her new bold! (: says:
kanne tua?
jac & her new bold! (: says:
or kanna tua?
Kenneth says:
oh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
lol
Kenneth says:
kanna tua isit
Kenneth says:
see jac
jac & her new bold! (: says:
kanah tua?
Kenneth says:
you need to brush up on your hokkien
Kenneth says:
LOL
jac & her new bold! (: says:
my hokkien more zai then u can
Kenneth says:
tua means put aeroplane
jac & her new bold! (: says:
tua is not even hokkian
jac & her new bold! (: says:
huhhh
jac & her new bold! (: says:
put aeroplane?
Kenneth says:
you supposed to meet a person, but you either dont go or last minute say u cannot make it
jac & her new bold! (: says:
issit
jac & her new bold! (: says:
are u sure
jac & her new bold! (: says:
that is pangsei wat
Kenneth says:
same lah
jac & her new bold! (: says:
somemore say ur hokkien zai sea
jac & her new bold! (: says:
LOL
Kenneth says:
SEA
Kenneth says:
omg
jac & her new bold! (: says:
i love my singlish wor
Kenneth says:
jacqueline
jac & her new bold! (: says:
:)
Kenneth says:
you have no idea how much info you are giving me to construct a blog entry about you
Kenneth says:
LOL
jac & her new bold! (: says:
lol
jac & her new bold! (: says:
i dare u to
jac & her new bold! (: says:
i got pic of u
Kenneth says:
okay
Kenneth says:
yesss
Kenneth says:
stop trying to blackmail me

So that within a span of 5minutes was enough for my mad mother of mine to catch me smiling at the laptop screen. You irritatingly funny Madame Sitorus.